Which of the Ladies Who Ranch are you?
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Edinburgh Fringe 2024 is here! And so is our annual features series. This year, it’s all about REVELATIONS: the gossip, the mysteries, the spies and the moles. Because everyone knows you can’t keep a secret at Edinburgh Fringe…
Improv supergroup Ladies Who Ranch - Kelly Cooper, Caitlin Dullea, Maya Sharma, Caroline Yost and Sophie Zucker - are making waves at Edinburgh Fringe. Much like all the other iconic groups out there (Spice Girls, Westlife, Blazin’ Squad) you have to pick one to identify with. Only one! Figure out which one is most ‘you’ with this handy quiz!
By Ladies Who Ranch
ONE - Choose a word:
a) Weedphobic
b) Advil
c) Aragorn
d) Delusional
e) Assfaffery
TWO - If you could time travel, when would you go/ what would you do?
a) 1970s and I’d be a sexy flight attendant
b) 2009 to make things right…….
c) 1970s so I could see how high my parents actually were
d) No need to time travel, I’m enjoying my Brat summer thank you very much
e) Live in a castle as an aristocrat and a servant i want it all
THREE - What’s your favorite song?
a) Sugar Magnolia - Grateful Dead
b) Bridges and Balloons - Joanna Newsom
c) Move on Up - Curtis Mayfield
d) Domino - Jessie J (love to listen to it on the plane)
e) Hand crushed by mallet Remix (feat. Fall Out Boy) - 100 gecs
FOUR - What’s your favorite time of day?
a) 8:00 AM
b) Night
c) late sunset when it’s pink and golden
d) it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!
e) Lunch time
FIVE - Childhood crush?
a) Lance Bass
b) Sailor Uranus
c) Mr. Bean
d) Zach Braff in Scrubs - Zach please DM me back
e) Pretty girl from my friend’s pool
SIX - Best movie ever?!
a) In Her Shoes (Toni Colette and Cameron Diaz)
b) Chicago The Musical The Movie
c) BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!
d) Slumdog Millionaire (so many twists and turns)
e) Jim Carrey as The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
If you answered mostly a’s you are Kelly. Having grown up listening to jam bands and smoking weed in California, Kelly did a severe 180 in her early 20s when she moved to New York and developed anxiety. Now she likes to wake up early and is afraid of weed, and her personality fluctuates between being extremely relaxed and earth-shatteringly Type A. So this is you.
If you answered mostly b’s you are Maya. Congratulations– you’re weird! Maya stays up till 4am memorizing the lyrics to Lin Manuel Miranda’s musical called Hamilton. All she wants is a Drag Queen Video Game where you can yassify Kirby. She is extremely online and awkward, but somehow she is also the life of the party and friends with everyone she’s ever met. Two things can be true <3
If you answered mostly c’s you are Cait. Cait is the witchy one of the group. Obsessed with time travel, sunsets, LOTR, and her parents, Caitlin is a cancer moon, cancer sun with a hard shell but soft inner core. She’s mostly chill but don’t cross her :)
If you answered mostly d’s you are Sophie. Sophie is the bossy one - whether this is because of a latent Napoleon complex (she’s also the shortest) or because she’s a born and raised New Yorker, Sophie is loud. Despite all that, she considers herself a good hang and especially comes alive when the moon is out. Not unlike a werewolf.
If you answered mostly e’s you are Caro. Caro lives by her own rules in a way that unrealized people might find provocative and offensive but that real ones know is aligned with the Truth.
You smoke cigarettes, eat scabs, drink lots of RedBull, and believe that if everyone was more like you the world would be a better place!
Ladies Who Ranch is at Pleasance Courtyard (Below) until Aug 12th, 23:05. Tickets here
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