“Doctors don’t believe it, but if I blink four times in a mirror and yell my name backwards, it happens. It must be magic. Or whatever is cut with the black mould I keep eating.”

“I endorse this potion being amazing! I regained control of my life and started typing proficiently again. Now I am a successful CEO. I have sex with all my employees and dribble where I want.”

“You are only ever one bad life event away from paying a woman called Pauline to read you your angel cards on Zoom” - Bella Hull

Get ready for the Weekend of Weird at Brighton Fringe - a whole weekend of alternative comedy and clowny stuff - by astrologising with this handy horoscope

Sick of city noise and grubby smut? Head to a special town - The Mayor and His Daughter want to show you around…

Justina Seselskaite has been lying about reading Ulysses since 2012. That level of bluffing skill means she’s qualified to tell you how to bluff your way through any Fringe

Verity Sharpe’s show Landlord’s Wet Dream is a one-person show/threat about the UK Housing Crisis. Unrelated, LMAOnaise has pivoted to being a jobs board! Get in touch to find out about this lucrative opportunity

What do friendship groups and cults have in common? Quite a bit actually, according to Kate-Lois Elliott!

Harp-playing comedian Sam Hickman has everybody beat when it comes to unwieldy props….

As the Supreme Court moves to make the UK an even more hostile place for trans people than it is already, Dian Cathal writes about the act of making art as a trans person.

Comedian Lauren Pattison tells us why getting her dog, Ralph, was the best decision she ever made

This year was full of brilliant new shows - here are seven comedians you can see performing in London and around the UK in 2025

Sophie Duker talks to long-time friend and fellow comedian Saima Ferdows while cooking an absolutely massive lunch for their bisexual basketball team

To prove how far ahead of the competition Joz Norris and Miranda Holms are as writers and filmmakers, they’ve gone through the top 5 films on IMDb and decided exactly where each of them went wrong.

You have to pick one (1) Ladies Who Ranch member to identify with. Only one! Figure out which one is most ‘you’ with this handy quiz!

Julia VanderVeen is bringing her debut character show, My Grandmother’s Eyepatch to Edinburgh Fringe. Meet her grandmother (and her eyepatch!) in this video

Ian Lockwood is bringing The Farewell Tour to Edinburgh Fringe, but that’s not all that’s going on. Something fishy is happening and our in-house, super serious investigative reporter is on the case…

Comedy night The Normal Formal is as ordinary as you like — until those alternative comedians come along to cause chaos. Alexander Richmond talks to host Normal Al Yankovic about the indelicate claims against his character.

Chris Weir is debuting at the Edinburgh Fringe with Well Flung. While we believe that no queer person has ever done a single thing wrong in all of history, Chris disagrees and has compiled a list of the worst gays ever.